You will never see Kate Middleton, a.k.a. the Duchess of Cambridge, in a bikini, or clubbing in the shortest of skirts, ever again.
For the rest of your life. This is reality. Given her status as wife of the future king, one can’t blame her or expect anything different.
Which we get. We really do. It’s just part of growing up.
Moreover, after her private vacation images were published, you knew Middleton’s “minder” would shut ’em down going forward.
Given the unique circumstances Catherine has found herself in, her less restrained days of yore may as well be another lifetime.
While Meghan Markle’s personal Instagram may one day come back, now that she’s found freedom, Middleton’s never existed.
Nor will it. And that’s fine. You have to respect it.
Unless your name begins with “Kard” and ends with “ashian” you prolly don’t want these kindsa pics on the web, ideally.
Yet it’s kind of a shame, because Kate has it goin’ on!
Seriously, check this out …
Pippa Middleton Bikini Photo
Pippa Middleton and Kate Middleton both looking gorgeous as ever in a bikini photo from 2006. The sisters have some quality DNA.
Kate Middleton in a Bikini
Kate Middleton looking gorgeous as ever in a bikini photo from 2006. The future Queen is a true beauty.
Kate Middleton, Bikini
Kate Middleton looking gorgeous as ever in a bikini photo from 2006.
Kate Middleton Bikini Picture
Kate Middleton looking gorgeous as ever in a bikini photo from 2006. She’s got an amazing body.
Kate Middleton Bikini Photo
Kate Middleton in a gorgeous bikini photo from her recent vacation. Unfortunately for Kate, she was also seen in a lot less.
Kate Middleton, Bikini, Prince William
Kate Middleton in a bikini with Prince William. One of the least revealing shots of her you’ll see all month!